15 - Food Wins!

"FOOD IS BETTER THAN LOVE" 

 

Have you ever been in a relationship but in the long run, it did not work out? Have you ever been in a relationship where you get so irritated with your girlfriend or boyfriend you just burst out and fight? But have you ever been in a relationship where the love of your life cheats on you?

Painful right? As you can see…as an individual who has witnessed the pains that love has caused, I now tell my self that FOOD IS BETTER THAN LOVE. Why is food better than love.

When you’re in a restaurant and there’s a pretty girl or a handsome boy  at the other table, you’re food won’t lose its attention on you. It won’t even run off to the other table to flirt with him or her.

You can look at food porn without having to keep them from people or searching on  your incognito bar.

You can’t eat half of your partner then put him or her in a box and keep it in the fridge because you’re saving him or her for later when you want more.

Food won’t give you std’s

Food will never ever complain about you not calling him or her or not texting him or her.

Bacon, because who feels hate when you eat bacon?

Food won’t judge you. If you’re feeling a little down and there’s a bag of lays or a tub of ice cream calling  you waiting for it to be consumed by you, they won’t tell you that you cant eat a chip or a spoon because you’ll get fat or its gross.

Food won’t ever turn it’s back on you, no matter how irritating you are or how bitchy or cocky. FOOD WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU.

Food never ever breaks your hard. No matter how bad your food is, food will never break your heart

AND lastly food will never ever make you wait for forever. It’ll only take you 30 mins to 4 hours to wait for food. Unlike people, it takes forever for them to come back to you.

So if you want your heart broken, go ahead, love someone for a short time, hurt them, leave them. But fill never ever hurt you. Love food because food loves you.